The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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