Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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