awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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