before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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