the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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