My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I have already put on my inside pants.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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