D3 body, D1 cock
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm at about main and main street
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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