Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
There's always time for handjobs
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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