Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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