The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize