What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
