You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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