would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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