kristin has been a bad kristin
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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