My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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