How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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