I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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