their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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