Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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