They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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