are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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