Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
