Duck Duck Cougar?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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