Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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