My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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