would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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