we have officially lost it.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I will be naked everywhere
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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