so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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