Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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