Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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