You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
There's always time for handjobs
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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