Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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