Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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