Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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