She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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