my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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