Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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