drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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