we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
