She's JV to your varsity
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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