Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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