This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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