my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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