evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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