There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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