I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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