Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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