Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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