i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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