If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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