If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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