Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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