we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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