She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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